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Re:Best Tony Lines... (1 viewing) (1) Guest
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Austin (User)
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Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 4 Weeks ago
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What are your favorite Tony lines? There are many lines I hear every day that make me laugh histarically when I hear them...
During Arm Circles "I'm a pterodactyl comin' in for a landing! Caw Caw!"
During Yoga X when he hells at Spencer Hawes "This is Yoga X my brotha!"
When he does his terrible impressions of Forest Gump... "uh got shot in tha buttocks..."
What are some of your favorites???
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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I'm not sure it's a "best line", but I think it is funny in Yoga when he says that he recommends foot spray!
For some reason, that makes me laugh......(not like I am able to get down that far to begin with......)  |
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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I like in shoulder chest & Tri (phase 2) Tony asks what soup people are stirring & one of the guys said "stirring up trouble" Tony is trying his hardiest to come up with a better line, But he couldn't.
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fitbomb (User)
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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"You should see me play hoops after doing a few months of Plyo -- it's UNBELIEVABLE!"
"Let me show you perfection. Not THIS (gesturing towards his own face) -- THIS (gesturing towards his shoulders)."
During Cardio X: "She has the skin of a FIVE YEAR OLD -- SO LUCKY!"
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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"Let me show you perfection. Not THIS (gesturing towards his own face) -- THIS (gesturing towards his shoulders)."
Ha Ha Ha i forgot about that one
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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Tip of the day: DONT SMASH YOUR FACE!
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Austin (User)
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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if you don't have a stool, grab your dog, cat, brother, sister, uncle... that's a short uncle!
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months, 1 Week ago
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"Pam's being chased by some guys with a hand gun"
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bonham2 (User)
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 4 Months ago
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On Kenpo X, at the third break, he says, "I'm jacking and moving." I laugh my ass off every time I hear that one.
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Gabi123 (User)
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 3 Months, 1 Week ago
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How about when he's riding the pony and starts slapping the "air" and says, "Not like I have done this before..." At first I was like  now, I'm like  |
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 3 Months, 1 Week ago
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"We're halfway done, what a bummer!"
Yeah right! He says that 6 minutes into ARX with 10 minutes left. That's no where near halfway!
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Gabi123 (User)
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 4 Weeks ago
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"Pam here is a private detective and if you don't do the exercies right, she's gonna come and find ya"
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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In chest and back he says "got my six inches right here so i can go nice and deep" refering to his "pushup bars" hehe.
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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lol that's a good one!
This isn't really a line that TOny says, but I don't know where else to post it without starting a new topic... does anyone else get annoyed when in either Cardio X or Plyo X, I forget which one, Tony takes one too many steps toward the end of monster truck tires and throws everyone off?
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TraceyK (User)
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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dominique annoys me in plyo.....
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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i hate that guy... i want to slap him... he jumps like a frog with terrible form and goes for distance & height... hes a clown
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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That's what I was going to say. His form is pretty bad. TOny even tells him that, but more tactfully than us  |
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Austin (User)
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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But you can't doubt that he can jump out of the gym!
I actually think that he probably can't jump all that high compared to other athletes. His vertical is gonna be more than mine, but I doubt it's more than the high 20's in inches... Most NBA players have verticals of over 36"! Hell, Dwight Howard has a near 60" vertical leap... Now THAT'S high!
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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The reason why some of his lines are sexual is because he used to act in softcore porno.
no joke.  |
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Re:Best Tony Lines... 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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I find it troubling how many times he uses the word "gorgeous"... Also, the nicknames he has for these poor people in his videos do not seem to thrill the recipients... Pam the Blam? Dominique?
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